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"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Minimalist Japanese junk shop

Rage.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Bob’s Museum

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

A catch-all is born.

'Hows it coming?'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"I'm running a loose ship."

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'