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Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

No Immediate Danger

Hoodie Hang-out

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

SF NO

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Social Welfare next!

Urban Expansion

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"It's Congress! They're having a viral infestation of dung beetles!"

'Ever stop to consider we live in a gated community?'

Men Working Since 1931

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

Beware: Safe Area.

Grade 'A' Grass.

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

Teleshopping

Minimalist Japanese junk shop

"He sells his quills dirt cheap. It's on the ink and parchment that he gets you."

Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.