City Critiquer Pillows

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

No Immediate Danger

Hoodie Hang-out

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

Social Welfare next!

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Urban Expansion

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

"It's Congress! They're having a viral infestation of dung beetles!"

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Men Working Since 1931

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

Grade 'A' Grass.

Beware: Safe Area.

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Distress signal.

Minimalist Japanese junk shop

"He sells his quills dirt cheap. It's on the ink and parchment that he gets you."

Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."