Urban Critique Pillows

"The paper's running horoscopes geared to residents of our city. Here's Leo: 'You'll be frustrated by local politics, delayed by road construction, and pay too much in taxes.'"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Hipsters"

Hoodie Hang-out

No Immediate Danger

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

German School

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Demonic Repossession.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"We'll always hate Paris."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Urban Expansion

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

Amongst the rush.

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'