Urban Critique Prints

"The paper's running horoscopes geared to residents of our city. Here's Leo: 'You'll be frustrated by local politics, delayed by road construction, and pay too much in taxes.'"

Wifi in Hell

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Hipsters"

Hoodie Hang-out

No Immediate Danger

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

German School

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

SF NO

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Demonic Repossession.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"We'll always hate Paris."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Urban Expansion

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

Amongst the rush.

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'