Urban Critique Enthusiast Pillows

Adopt a pothole

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

Demonic Repossession.

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Urban Expansion

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Immigrating to the City

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

Bus of Fools

Beware: Safe Area.

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'