Urban Critique Enthusiast Gifts

Adopt a pothole

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

SF NO

Holiday cottage

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Demonic Repossession.

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Urban Expansion

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Immigrating to the City

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

Bus of Fools

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'