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Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Raptures

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

A catch-all is born.

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

Decluttering. . .

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"I'm running a loose ship."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

The Marie Kondo landfill

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Martha Stewart at Home.

Council worker sweeping under car.

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!