Clutter Critiquer Gifts

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Minimalist Japanese junk shop

Rage.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Hows it coming?'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

A catch-all is born.

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"I'm running a loose ship."

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

"But this way I know where everything is."

Martha Stewart at Home.

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'