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"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

City centre pub.

"Hell: The Airport"

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

A catch-all is born.

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

"I'm running a loose ship."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Billy's clean room.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"But this way I know where everything is."