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Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Pea

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Downsizing.

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

'Who's going to tell him he's been outsourced?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'