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Children and cat crashing on cart

"*@~!*? cartoon jungle!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Non-Drip ?

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A child and his dog

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'I told you not to slam the door!'