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Children and cat crashing on cart

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Non-Drip ?

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A child and his dog

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch