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Computer Room.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Non-Drip ?

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"You get one every time you order something online."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'Try rebooting.'

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'Well, Doctor, what do I have and is it contagious?'

'Nice catch, idiot!'

Children and cat crashing on cart

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

"Careful, Watson that compound of yours is unstable and HOLY COW its got a GUN!!"

Park: Sorry Full.

Just back from vacation and pretty rusty, Mel's first sales pitch of the day goes wide and beans his #1 customer.

"Close the door woman! There's a weasel outbreak!"

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

Thanks again and I'm really sorry about the tree. I thought it was a giant piece of broccoli.