Clutter Chaos Appreciators Mugs

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Bob’s Museum

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

City centre pub.

"Hell: The Airport"

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

A catch-all is born.

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"I'm running a loose ship."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

Billy's clean room.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"But this way I know where everything is."