Congestion Critic Pillows

A madness of motorists

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Invade/Fail/Deny

Militant Pacifists

Town Planning Department

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

Road Construction Blues.

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

Men Working Since 1931

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'I need to work a different shift.'

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'