Commute Critic Pillows

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"When the roll is called up yonder, I shall be very much surprised if any of the Penn Central management people are there."

They decided to give up on public transport to get to work and rely on continental drift instead.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"Sorry I'm late, train crashed again."

I'd throw myself on the line if I thought there was a chance of getting an ambulance home!

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Take me home now!"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Bus for Giraffes.

"Do you mind?"

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Trapeze artists commuting

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

Road Guilt

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."