Commute Commentator Pillows

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"Congestion charge, mate!"

'You weigh 80kg and have just missed the 8:45 train...'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

March of the penguins.

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Trapeze artists commuting

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Honey I'm Home

Need a Lawyer?

Metrocard error messages

The bus home.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'I don't like this. . .'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Small Talk Therapy

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'