DIY ready meals.
Convenience Critic Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their space with a pillow that recognizes their love for convenience. Cozy, amusing, and perfect for those who appreciate smart solutions.
Gravy-Dispensing Fridge
NEW! Self-cooking chili! Just add Jalapenos!
'I sent out for everything.'
"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.
''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'
The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.
"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."
Pop Top Ice FIshing
"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."
Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.
The economy doctor
"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"
"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"
Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."
"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"
What's really in junk food...
Church Drive-Thru.
TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.
Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'
Suggestions Box
'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'
To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.
Kangaroo Pocket
Drive Thru Police Station
Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.
Reality TV dinners.
'I'm tired of using every part of the stupid buffalo -- I wish they'd put a Wal-Mart in around here!'
Condom Delivery
Drive-thru Flu Clinic.
Sitting around the warm glow of the TV.
The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.
Pre-digested convenience foods.
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