Convenience Lovers Pillows

"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.

Church Drive-Thru.

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Food van driving through an office.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!