Convenience Lovers Gifts

"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.

Church Drive-Thru.

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Food van driving through an office.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Self-Walking Legs

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."