Convenience Enthusiast Gifts

Drive-thru Flu Clinic.

Remote control heart monitor.

"We think local, buy global."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Drive-in dentist.

'Remember when you needed a can opener to open a can of whoop ass?'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Sleepy Bunny

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Food van driving through an office.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Church Drive-Thru.