Convenience Connoisseurs Gifts

"Both parents work. Neither likes to cook."

ATM machines in shops.

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Bookworm Sleepover

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Second aid

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Food van driving through an office.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"You're stealing the blanket."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Church Drive-Thru.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Self-Walking Legs

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'