Modern Convenience Lovers Gifts

"The Heretic" - Imitation log fire

'I sent out for everything.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Now you can send it."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Hands-free laptop.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Santa Elevator

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

Vendo Tree.

Church Drive-Thru.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

Kangaroo Pocket

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

Drive Thru Police Station