Convenience Enthusiasts Gifts

Kangaroo Pocket

'Place your order by speaking into the mike...or I could move closer.'

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Food van driving through an office.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Church Drive-Thru.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Self-Walking Legs

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."