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Kangaroo Pocket

'Place your order by speaking into the mike...or I could move closer.'

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Food van driving through an office.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Church Drive-Thru.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'