Convenience Lover T-Shirts

Video Barn's vacuum return system was a tremendous new convenience to customers.

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Drive Thru Police Station

'I sent out for everything.'

When Anteaters Get Lazy

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Food van driving through an office.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Church Drive-Thru.

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

Self-Walking Legs