Convenience Aficionado Gifts

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Church Drive-Thru.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

Kangaroo Pocket

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Condom Delivery

Drive Thru Police Station

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

Eating this way really fits my busy lifestyle...one-stop slopping!

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

'I'm tired of using every part of the stupid buffalo -- I wish they'd put a Wal-Mart in around here!'

Drive-thru Flu Clinic.

Sitting around the warm glow of the TV.

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

Woman looks at frozen ready meal and says to man: 'You may have bought them from the corner shop, but that doesn't mean they're 'locally-sourced'.'