Convenience Seekers Gifts

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Calling doctor - "Oh, he's really bad....the chemists deliver."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Man's best friends."

"They're comfortable."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Uh-oh.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Food van driving through an office.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Crumbs of Comfort

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.