Convenience Seekers Gifts

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Calling doctor - "Oh, he's really bad....the chemists deliver."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Man's best friends."

"They're comfortable."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Pop Top Ice FIshing

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Uh-oh.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Food van driving through an office.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Crumbs of Comfort