Convenience Food Lovers Pillows

"Well done, Agnes, it's really disgusting!"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

What's really in junk food...

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Church Drive-Thru.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

Kangaroo Pocket

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

Drive Thru Police Station

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce