Convenience Foodie Pillows

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"Listen, you. I'm in the mood for some frozen food."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'That ready meal you sold me was cold.'

Man sees on TV - Please Stand By, Your Dinner Is In Transit.

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Fridge-to-table"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Stay at home food pyramid

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Lock-downs have certainly contributed to our growth as a couple."

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

What's really in junk food...

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Church Drive-Thru.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'I don't hassle you about YOUR comfort foods.'