Convenience Foods Pillows

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

LAY ZEE FUK

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Fridge-to-table"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

What's really in junk food...

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Church Drive-Thru.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

'Careful, these convenience foods are really bad for you!'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."