Convenience Foods Gifts

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

LAY ZEE FUK

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Fridge-to-table"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

What's really in junk food...

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Church Drive-Thru.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

'Careful, these convenience foods are really bad for you!'

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."