Convenience Food Lover Gifts

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Woman watching cookery show as she waits for her microwave meal to cook.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

JJ Meat Packing/JJ By Products

BUS, 'I've got to stop eating TV dinners before I go to bed -- I dreamed all night about Geraldo!'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Midwest Winter Items.

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Covid-19 Caution

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."