Convenience Food Aficionados Gifts

"Excellent! This crap again!"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

TV Chef Cooking Range

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

What's really in junk food...

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Mouse shopping after hours

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Church Drive-Thru.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Kangaroo Pocket