Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.
Convenience Foodie Gifts
Looking for a gift for a convenience foodie? Our collection offers witty and charming products that capture the joy of grabbing delicious, hassle-free snacks. From mugs to prints, find the perfect token of appreciation for anyone who loves easy, tasty pleasures and creative cravings.
"Listen, you. I'm in the mood for some frozen food."
'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'
TV Chef Cooking Range
'That ready meal you sold me was cold.'
Man sees on TV - Please Stand By, Your Dinner Is In Transit.
'I sent out for everything.'
LAY ZEE FUK
"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.
''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'
Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.
Pop Top Ice FIshing
A dozen predictions for foods of the future.
"Fridge-to-table"
"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"
"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."
'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'
'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'
Stay at home food pyramid
"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"
"Lock-downs have certainly contributed to our growth as a couple."
'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'
What's really in junk food...
"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"
Church Drive-Thru.
"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."
'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'
To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.
"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."
TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.
"We can never get them both to work at the same time."
'What are the three basic food groups?'
'I don't hassle you about YOUR comfort foods.'
Convenience Foodie Gifts Collection
Convenience Foodie Mugs
Looking for more gift ideas for the convenience foodie? Check out our collection of quirky mugs that make every snack moment special.
Convenience Foodie Pillows
Combine comfort and humor with our playful pillows—perfect for any convenience foodie’s lounge or snack corner.
Convenience Foodie Prints
Brighten up any space with prints that showcase the fun side of quick bites—ideal for kitchen decor or snack bar accents.
Convenience Foodie T-Shirts
Want more fun apparel options? Browse our witty t-shirts that celebrate convenience food lovers with style and humor.