Convenience Food Gifts

'What are the three basic food groups?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

TV Dinner.

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Boil in the bag food is convenient, but the bag's a little underdone.

'Oh, dear! My T.V. dinner keeps repeating on me.'

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

"..and here's your TV dinner du Jour."

What's really in junk food...

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

LAY ZEE FUK

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Fridge-to-table"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'Careful, these convenience foods are really bad for you!'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'