Convenience Stores Gifts

Do you want anything from the 7-Eleven? A slurpee

Convenience Store. It says "Need a penny? Take a penny." It's so nice to see an example of common cents these days.

'I need an hours sleep.'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

TV Chef Cooking Range

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

What's really in junk food...

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Church Drive-Thru.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

Drive Thru Police Station

Calling doctor - "Oh, he's really bad....the chemists deliver."

When Anteaters Get Lazy

"Excellent! This crap again!"