Convenience Store Customer Gifts

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Food van driving through an office.

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

What's really in junk food...

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Church Drive-Thru.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Self-Walking Legs

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."