Convenience Store Customer Pillows

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Food van driving through an office.

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

What's really in junk food...

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Church Drive-Thru.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'