Convenience Stores Pillows

'I need an hours sleep.'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

TV Chef Cooking Range

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

What's really in junk food...

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Church Drive-Thru.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Drive Thru Police Station

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

'Darn it Mother! I'm not MISSING! I'm just working DOUBLES this month!'

Calling doctor - "Oh, he's really bad....the chemists deliver."

"Excellent! This crap again!"

When Anteaters Get Lazy

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

'Oh, dear! My T.V. dinner keeps repeating on me.'