Convenience Food Aficionado Pillows

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

I love Cannelloni

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

'Can I have flies with that'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Teenage Angst.

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"Bears talk."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

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'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'