Railway Critics Gifts

Looking for a gift for a railway critic? Explore our collection of fun and cleverly designed items that highlight their love for trains and their expert analysis. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, these products are sure to delight rail enthusiasts and critics alike. Whether they’re passionate about railways or enjoy sharing their opinions on the latest locomotion trends, our selection is tailored to their interests with a touch of wit and personality.

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'Gareth used to commute by train but he finds it a lot cheaper that way.'

'Gareth used to commute by train but he finds it a lot cheaper that way.' mockup

'Gareth used to commute by train but he finds it a lot cheaper that way.'

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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!' mockup

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

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"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..." mockup

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

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A trevor of trainspotters

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Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations. mockup

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

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Latest Railway Marvel.

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'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!' mockup

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

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"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us." mockup

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

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'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.' mockup

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

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"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!" mockup

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

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Sushi Train Spotters

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Run from the hills!

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"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday" mockup

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

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Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg. mockup

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

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'We don't keep cash on the premises.' mockup

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

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"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train." mockup

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

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S**t Creek Halt

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'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!' mockup

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

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HS2 time bomb...

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An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station mockup

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

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An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter. mockup

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

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'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle' mockup

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

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Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

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'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.' mockup

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

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Executive Lifestyle

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'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.' mockup

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

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'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!' mockup

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

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"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..." mockup

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

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What Holds the Subway Together?

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'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?' mockup

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

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'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.' mockup

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

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"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..." mockup

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

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Railway 'King' George Hudson

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"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth." mockup

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

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Railway Critics Gifts Collection

Railway Critics Mugs

Discover more railway critic-themed mugs that add humor and personality to their morning routine—perfect for coffee lovers and train aficionados.

Railway Critics Pillows

Check out our railway critic pillows for a comfy and decorative way to showcase their love for trains and critique at home.

Railway Critics Prints

Find railway-inspired prints that celebrate the world of trains and critique, adding a playful touch to any space.

Railway Critics T-Shirts

Explore our railway critic t-shirts, crafted to express their passion for trains and clever critique with style and wit.