Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.
Airline Critics Gifts
Looking for a gift for an airline critic? Our collection of funny and clever products captures the humorous side of travel frustrations. Whether they love to point out airline flaws or just enjoy a good laugh about flying, our gifts are sure to resonate. From playful mugs to cheeky t-shirts, each item is designed with a creative touch that airline critics will appreciate. Celebrate their honest, humorous perspective on air travel with a gift that speaks their mind and sparks a smile.
'Now we know what BA stands for - Bloody Awful!'
"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."
Feedback card for lions eating their prey.
'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'
"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."
"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"
'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'
Airline check-in with a bankruptcies update.
"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"
"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."
Nothing to Lose But Our Knees
"Would you like a meal, Sir?"
Galley Plane.
"You're in the wrong queue, sir. . . the 'Air-of-entitlement, upgrade-demands' counter, is over there."
"...and we're pleased to offer a complimentary glass of champagne to all those passengers who agree to go quietly in case of overbooking."
Airlines Charge For...Aisle seats, Exit seats, carry-on luggage...
ABC Airplane Food Manufacturing Co: Supplying Lame Jokes To Comedians for 35 Years.
You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! My family reunion is in Bermuda this year. But I hate flying. Ever since they started poking and prodding and x-raying and de-shoe-ung us, I swore I'd only go places to which I could drive. Are you using post-9/11 security enhancements as an excuse to avoid spending time with your annoying relatives? Because if so, I salute you. I will not be fondled by the TSA just to watch Aunt Bertha do the Electric Slide.
'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'
Central Bank: A Full Service Bank
Excess Baggage: Airlines continue to come up with new add-on charges.
Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.
'Strategic rail authority 10 year plan: buy a ticket, wait for the train.'
God redesigns the commuter
Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'
'Are you sure this is an upgrade?'
Bag Men
Train Timetable: "If I were you I'd get a car."
'I'm a struggling actor hired by your insurance company. Your policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'
Prison on an airplane
Baggage Claim $25 First Bag.
"I'm 100 per cent satisfied that this is a truly terrible train service."
Basic Economy
"How's this? A refinery in Texas has an infestation of crickets."
Airline Critics Gifts Collection
Airline Critics Mugs
Looking for more humorous gifts? Check out our collection of funny mugs that airline critics will love.
Airline Critics Pillows
Spruce up their space with our playful pillows, perfect for airline critics who love a good laugh.
Airline Critics Prints
Find the perfect humorous print to add personality to their space, celebrating their love of critiquing air travel.
Airline Critics T-Shirts
Want to see more witty apparel? Visit our selection of clever t-shirts crafted for airline critics with a sense of humor.