Traffic Debaters Pillows

'After the break...Zebra crossings: safe havens or dangerous deathtraps? We talk to a number of concerned individuals who think that crossings should be abolished.'

Changing Minds

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

No Tread on Me

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder..they'll bugger it up and sell them off cheap.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"This is all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented the Affordable Care Act, we wouldn't be in this mess..!"

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

'I need to work a different shift.'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

Congestion of the Electric Car

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

'You know, you've been on the throne for thirty-seven years, and you're still fuzzy on the issues.'

Clamping

"Got to make America great again."

'I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance policy clearly states we don't cover acts of God.'

"I don't know about Stop and Frisk, but I'm all for Stop and Sniff."

'More regulation of investment banks is unnecessary government meddling. . .but on the other hand.'