Traffic Troll Gifts

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

Digital Signalling System

'Crazy drivers, That guy nearly hit us,'

Road Sign - Next Gap 15 Minutes

Car traffic.

Next exit...COACH RACHETretired: 'Stop by for a good ass chewin'!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Is there a problem officer?"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'It's a slow trap.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"This is not good at all!"

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Slow, Men at Work.

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

Men Working Since 1931

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

Snail Crossing.

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"