Traffic Troll Pillows

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

Digital Signalling System

'Crazy drivers, That guy nearly hit us,'

Road Sign - Next Gap 15 Minutes

Car traffic.

Next exit...COACH RACHETretired: 'Stop by for a good ass chewin'!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'It's a slow trap.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"This is not good at all!"

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Slow, Men at Work.

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

Men Working Since 1931

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Snail Crossing.

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'I saw a Rascal Scooter crash into a Hoveround. It all happened so slow.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane