Traffic Trudger Gifts

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Quality Control

The Fast Lane.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Car traffic.

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Road signs.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Ace Towing.

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.