Traffic Trudger Prints

Tuckered Out

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Quality Control

The Fast Lane.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Is Driving Doomed?

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

Car traffic.

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Ace Towing.

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Road signs.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."