Traffic Troubadour Prints

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

Quality Control

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Whatever!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Musicians

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

City & Western.

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

The train on the musical line

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Gypsy busker

'Politicians are going too far!'

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

Under the car park.

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

'On the good side though, it IS close to the office!'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.

Roadworks in town

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

"Well, finally the city has a crew working on that bad pothole."

"Can you slow down a bit?"