Traffic Warrior Gifts

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

If You Can Read This I'm Not Buried Yet

Car Pools.

I'll just check whats going to happen with the traffic, before we head home darling.

'This country is on the road to ruin.'

'We combine the school run with exercise.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

"Trouble is, now it's worked in London, all the other cities are going to want it!"

Paramedics carrying a stretcher over car bonnets.

Road signs.

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

Psychomotor: A car that exhibits road rage.

Get a move on, you idiot!

Ballsiest Left Turn Attempt Awards.

Ask me about road rage.

"I can't wait till somebody forgets to dim his headlights!"

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"Just look at him - he won't get there any faster!"

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Various buffers to improve road safety

The Forever Stamp

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

"It's the guy behind us. He says his horn is broken."

"Can you get me to the airport in 30 minutes?"

Commuters Support Group

Joe Biden is coming.

Individual opposite global interest.

Cheap Parking

'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.'